I mean, duh, right?
"If you slip and tumble downwards, aim right, brother. Aim right."
"If this ever gets out, we can deny it ever happened. Photographic evidence be damned! It's two against one."
"No, no... I won't lock it. I'll just close the door. Go on. Get in."
"If we don't look directly at her, maybe she'll go away."
Life with your best friend by your side... not a bad life if you ask me (or them).