I used to be cool... until I had kids. Then they made me turn in my dignity and gave me a minivan.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

This Week's Quotes From Big D...

... knowing my husband, this could be a regular thing if I could only remember to write down all the gems he throws out there for me.

"Wow. Two showers in two days? What's up with this? You feeling ex-trah funk-ay or what?"
(I have been a SAHM for 4 years... he's used to my "funk.")

"You're going to have to wash out my coffee mug real good... I had to pee in it."
(L.A. traffic claims another coffee mug.)

"Is it cold in here or are you way too excited about the NHL play-off's?"
(Nope.  Neither.  I was thinking about Dave Grohl.)

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